pokec0re:

When bae lies to u but u have screenshots

image

(via toodopetoexist)

tiddiemeat420:

wait
 10309
03 Sep 14 at 6 am

rlyhigh:

snorty coke

(via h1llthek1ll)

rlyhigh:

snorty coke
 234
02 Sep 14 at 9 pm

Asked by princesspoo

asker What does xanax does ?

ghoultears:

make u happ y make u forget  make u pretty

anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

(via daraldo)

 40852
27 Aug 14 at 4 pm

thejory:

pitbull:

Back from the dead to tell you Never stop the party #dale

OH SHIT

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thejory:

pitbull:

Back from the dead to tell you Never stop the party #dale

OH SHIT
 199950
27 Aug 14 at 4 pm

(Source: ygla, via toodopetoexist)

breakfastburritoe:

obama had done SEX before how can we let a SLUT rule the USA

(via toxiccunts)

 200311
09 Aug 14 at 4 pm

713-4th-ward-g:

whosurdaddynj:

wow tadpoles in mouth that’s so crazy

Yeah son I don’t know how to explain this to you but those arent tadpoles.

(Source: gurukennedy, via thefuuuucomics)

713-4th-ward-g:

whosurdaddynj:

wow tadpoles in mouth that’s so crazy

Yeah son I don’t know how to explain this to you but those arent tadpoles.

intoxifaded:

*Plays “Build A Snowman” on repeat during sex*

bcperfect:

perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee

(via bonus)

 147256
09 Aug 14 at 4 am

happywater:

hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear

(via bonus)