laugh, its funny

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→ 21 May 13 at 6 am (Source: chibi-momoko, via pearlsvveatshirt)

♥ 428
→ 20 May 13 at 6 am (via pearlsvveatshirt)

next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed

(via natali-world)

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→ 18 May 13 at 5 pm stabla:

u should be paying me 4 bringing such joy to ur life!!

(via buuski)

♥ 1820
→ 18 May 13 at 5 pm

snazziest:

It was boner at first sight

(via gauges)

♥ 1213
→ 18 May 13 at 5 pm

amoying:

amoying:

what did the toilet say to its significant other?

urinal my thoughts

(via egberts)

♥ 963
→ 18 May 13 at 5 pm meme4u:

http://memeblock.com/

BINGOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo

♥ 39658
→ 18 May 13 at 5 pm

circumcisions:

she believed [it was not butter]

(via gauges)

♥ 23738
→ 18 May 13 at 6 am

hungarian:

i wanna make love in this club….give birth in this club….raise my kids in this club..

(via pearlsvveatshirt)

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→ 17 May 13 at 11 pm (Source: rrevice, via punktree)

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→ 17 May 13 at 11 pm

seriouslyoccasional:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

bop it

pull it

twist it

don’t do this

(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

♥ 11081
→ 17 May 13 at 11 pm (Source: insertnerdyjokehere, via intoxifaded)

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→ 17 May 13 at 11 pm

(Source: allison-chains, via theramenqueen)

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→ 17 May 13 at 11 pm

(Source: everybodylovejessica, via theramenqueen)

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→ 17 May 13 at 11 pm

Sext: I kiss you deeply as I lay you back gently on the bed, my hands roaming up your thighs, palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti