anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

(via daraldo)

 39616
27 Aug 14 at 4 pm

thejory:

pitbull:

Back from the dead to tell you Never stop the party #dale

OH SHIT

(via ruinedchildhood)

thejory:

pitbull:

Back from the dead to tell you Never stop the party #dale

OH SHIT
 199865
27 Aug 14 at 4 pm

(Source: ygla, via toodopetoexist)

breakfastburritoe:

obama had done SEX before how can we let a SLUT rule the USA

(via toxiccunts)

 188996
09 Aug 14 at 4 pm

713-4th-ward-g:

whosurdaddynj:

wow tadpoles in mouth that’s so crazy

Yeah son I don’t know how to explain this to you but those arent tadpoles.

(Source: gurukennedy, via thefuuuucomics)

713-4th-ward-g:

whosurdaddynj:

wow tadpoles in mouth that’s so crazy

Yeah son I don’t know how to explain this to you but those arent tadpoles.

intoxifaded:

*Plays “Build A Snowman” on repeat during sex*

bcperfect:

perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee

(via bonus)

 119767
09 Aug 14 at 4 am

happywater:

hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear

(via bonus)

snapchatting:

*starts crying* i just really like mashed potatoes

(via ruinedchildhood)

 12357
19 Apr 14 at 9 pm

ruinedchildhood:

tomorrow’s easter egg hunts gonna be like

ruinedchildhood:

tomorrow’s easter egg hunts gonna be like

alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

(via i-get-crazzy)

 229506
16 Apr 14 at 1 pm

emes:

most of my google searches sound like a confused, gentle giant learning about how the world is cruel

(via thefuuuucomics)

emes:

most of my google searches sound like a confused, gentle giant learning about how the world is cruel