188698
09 Aug 14 at 4 pm

713-4th-ward-g:

whosurdaddynj:

wow tadpoles in mouth that’s so crazy

Yeah son I don’t know how to explain this to you but those arent tadpoles.

(Source: gurukennedy, via thefuuuucomics)

713-4th-ward-g:

whosurdaddynj:

wow tadpoles in mouth that’s so crazy

Yeah son I don’t know how to explain this to you but those arent tadpoles.

intoxifaded:

*Plays “Build A Snowman” on repeat during sex*

bcperfect:

perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee

(via bonus)

 106057
09 Aug 14 at 4 am

happywater:

hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear

(via bonus)

snapchatting:

*starts crying* i just really like mashed potatoes

(via ruinedchildhood)

 12357
19 Apr 14 at 9 pm

ruinedchildhood:

tomorrow’s easter egg hunts gonna be like

ruinedchildhood:

tomorrow’s easter egg hunts gonna be like

alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

(via i-get-crazzy)

 229492
16 Apr 14 at 1 pm

emes:

most of my google searches sound like a confused, gentle giant learning about how the world is cruel

(via thefuuuucomics)

emes:

most of my google searches sound like a confused, gentle giant learning about how the world is cruel

thinsquids:

yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha

(Source: emilyologist, via bonus)

 4212
16 Apr 14 at 1 pm

staybrutalalex:

staybrutalalex:

For all my Hardcore brothers and sisters! 

Can I just bring back this video omg

(via backkseats)

 18458
16 Apr 14 at 1 pm

butt-berry:

All my knowledge of sexual slang comes from seeing what comments people put on this when they reblog it

(via ruinedchildhood)

butt-berry:

All my knowledge of sexual slang comes from seeing what comments people put on this when they reblog it
 50
16 Apr 14 at 1 pm

(Source: infesting, via infesting)

heathyr:

this is my love letter to azlyrics for not being annoying as fuck like other lyric websites

(via advilforyourthoughts)